Post by Rockhound on Nov 26, 2003 14:00:24 GMT -5
Here's something I just received in my email.
For your (chauvinistic) delectation.
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Subject: Funny chain letter for men.
INSTRUCTIONS
Anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don't forget
some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of
your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will
receive 823,542 women through the post. Statistically, among those women,
will be at least: 0.5 miss worlds, 2.5 models 463 wild nymphos, 3,234
good-looking nymphos, 20,198 who enjoy multiple
orgasms and 40,198 bi-sexual women. In total, that is 64,294 women who are
simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you
posted off.
And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of
those that come back to you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his
friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent
her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial
expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel he'd
been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live
with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).
While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has
already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life.
No expensive meals out,no lengthy conversations about trivialities(that
only interest women) just so that you can screw her. No obligations, no
grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or
engagement. Do not hesitate........send this letter today to 9 of your best
friends. PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum
cleaner. PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know
so that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may
soon undertake.
For your (chauvinistic) delectation.
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Subject: Funny chain letter for men.
INSTRUCTIONS
Anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don't forget
some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of
your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will
receive 823,542 women through the post. Statistically, among those women,
will be at least: 0.5 miss worlds, 2.5 models 463 wild nymphos, 3,234
good-looking nymphos, 20,198 who enjoy multiple
orgasms and 40,198 bi-sexual women. In total, that is 64,294 women who are
simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you
posted off.
And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of
those that come back to you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his
friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent
her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial
expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel he'd
been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live
with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).
While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has
already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life.
No expensive meals out,no lengthy conversations about trivialities(that
only interest women) just so that you can screw her. No obligations, no
grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or
engagement. Do not hesitate........send this letter today to 9 of your best
friends. PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum
cleaner. PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know
so that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may
soon undertake.